Category Archives: workout

Serious Post about Training your Pelvic Floor

Posted on March 17, 2018 by The Pretend Triathlete

When I was in the Navy a fellow sailor once told me that he had never farted in front of a girl. This was because, he said in all earnestness, he had such good control of his butthole. Now I … Continue reading →

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Serious Post About Pooping Under a Bridge

Posted on November 25, 2017 by The Pretend Triathlete

When you gotta go you gotta go. I don’t always poop in a toilet, and you can bet when I don’t it gets very inconvenient. Continue reading →

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30 Day Plan – Taking it Easy was Harder Than I Thought it Would Be

Posted on November 23, 2014 by The Pretend Triathlete

Last month someone “liked” my blog. Most of the time I check out the blog of whoever likes my blog. I have time to do that usually because I don’t get an overabundance of “likes”. Is it because my blog … Continue reading →

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