Today, Labor Day, I got in 56 miles on the bike, completing the 70.3 weekend! Yeah!
It got hot out there today. It was 91 degrees when I got back, and I was feeling it. Over the 56 miles I saw a number of other cyclists, a few turtles, and two horses with riders. Oh, and I only fell off my bike once.
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Sometimes on these longer rides I develop a little discomfort in the Nethers. Of course I try to reposition myself on the saddle to alleviate my discomfort, but eventually I realize it’s going to take some, uh, manual manipulation to rectify the situation. So, I look around to make sure there are no witnesses, and then I, um, reach down to free myself, as it were. That really should be all I write about that, but there is one more thing to say about it. The point of relaying this to you is that once I’ve found myself, often I can’t feel it because it’s numb, like when you lie on your arm too long. Am I the only one? I’m sure this is where the phrase “numb nuts” comes from.
I saw a dude out riding today, and though his bike wasn’t exactly a recumbent, the guy had a chair for a saddle. I’m not kidding. It had a back and a nice wide seat and everything. Man, I bet he never has to re-adjust. I wonder if he even wears bike shorts.
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The grossest thing about cycling is the bike shorts. I’m not talking about how us guys look wearing them, though you could make a case for that. I’m talking about that giant pad in the bottom that’s intended to cushion your ride. I still feel like a newbie, so I remember when I got my first pair of shorts, looked on the inside and thought, “What the what? Someone sewed a Depends up in these things!” And this is why it’s so gross; I assume you’re not supposed to wear undies with you bike shorts.
Occasionally I tell people yes, when you first start riding you’ll be sore in a few places you’re not supposed to be sore, but the more you ride the more comfortable you get. I still get achy in my lower back when riding, but after researching a little more, it seems like I just need to ride more miles, and perhaps work on my core. Lately I’ve been trying to stretch my lower back as well. I’m not great at stretching out, I haven’t made it a habit, but I think it’s helped my back.
OK, I need to go. I gotta get the grill going and get my protein grilled. Happy Labor Day!
If you are getting numb in the ‘nads you need to get a better saddle IMMEDIATELY. There are a lot of things in this world that are worse than dying — and permanent damage in that area has to be one of them.
Thanks for the advice. I’m going to find a new saddle fast.
I have a strong dislike for thick cycling chamois. Always feel like I’m wearing a diaper, it’s even grosser when they are covered in fresh coat of chamois cream. Feels like a loaded diaper then.